Deep Thoughts for the Day: I Am Bored

the ants are listening.

and i am bored.

the paper cockroach is laying eggs in the corner of my mind.

and it's still february. always has been. will be.

all those other months are just a scam.

it's always february. your calendar has a virus. you need to reformat yourself. reinstall your operating system.

we are defective. refurbished disciples of our ancenstors. internet grade b quality merchandise. no returns. no exchanges.

nothing works anymore.