Deep Thoughts for the Day: Religion

i truly believe religion is a sickness. if people make up stories about imaginary creatures that live in the sky and look out for them, isn't it obvious?

if i were to say there are fairies that live in my closet that watch out for me i'd be laughed at, possibly hospitalized.

but somehow, mysteriously, the idea of an old man in the clouds caring for each person's life is considered a sane proposition.

i don't care what you believe. just so long as you don't interfere with my freedom.

oh, but of course you will. it's you're job.