for a while i thought i was getting sick. i am a little bit.

it's just a testament to the power of laziness. i'm so lazy even my illnesses are half-assed.

everyone seems to frown upon laziness, but i've always thought of it as a motivator.

countless times it's motivated me to find the easier way to do whatever job needed to be done.

laziness is what inspires to me come up with methods that take half the effort the previous methods took to get the same accomplished.

laziness, i propose, is in fact a virtue. it should be a part of standardized testing and job interviews.

it's because of laziness i'm success that i am today.