Cracking Up

lately i do this weird thing where i snap my head back and forth really quick and it cracks my neck. kinda like a psychotic would shake their head 'no'.

then i stretch my jaw wide, like i'm yawning and that cracks. with a frightfully loud pop.

i'll be lying on the bed watching a dvd and i'll stretch my toes and they proceed to, you guessed it, crack.

i just did a combination shoulder shrug/sneer and i think my ear popped. or some body part near my ear. perhaps my brain drove over a nail.

time to dig out the spare.

if i wanted to be horrifically punny, i might say i'm cracking up.

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