Halloween Porn Stars

the big product for the main guy i work for is halloween costumes. i don't relly get what all the hub bub is about. the last time i partook in the selection of a halloween costume was maybe twenty years ago, and it was tweaky the robot from buck rogers.

needless to say, i trick and/or treated alone that year.

when i was a kid there was only one kind of halloween costume. the kind you got at either hl green or jamesway that had the plastic jumpsuit that tied in the back and the rigid plastic half mask with the elastic band (which inevitable broke loose on one side and required a new staple) to hold it on your head. they never cost more than $10.

evidently, times they have a changed.

so every year he gets several costume tomes from various vendors. all of which i am sposed to make available for purchase on his websites.

the best part about this one particular costume catalog is that they tend to be extremely punny with their costume titles.

here are some of their latest, so bad they're funny names for their costumes:

creeping beauty
snow fright
tinkerspell
sinderella
prince alarming

and my personal fave: malice in wonderland.

they sound like names for horror movie porn stars.

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