i'm going to blow up a balloon and then pop it. why? for a sense of power. like killing someone.

only i won't actually be killing somone. just piercing a thin rubber skin to let out the air trapped inside.

which, kinda sounds like i'd be doing that air a favor.

i doubt it wanted to be trapped inside a giant condom. especially one that never actually get used in the act of sexual intercourse.

i mean, what's the point of being a rubbery, latex object only to hold air.

poor balloons. they probably want to die.

or decorate childrens birthday parties.

whatever. same difference.