Deep Thoughts: Coming Soon!

i have this shirt, which i happen to be wearing right now. across the chest it says simply 'Coming Soon!'

i'd post a pic, but that would require me leaving my chair.

i'm just endlessly fascinated by all the subtle implications of such a phrase.

this isn't the real me. this is just my temporary place holder. myself will be arriving shortly.

i'm not me yet, but i will be eventually. give me a little more time.

or you know, if you see me from a distance, then i literally am coming soon.

or given that the phrase stretches across the chest it could denote the void there. hopefully to be filled later on. soon? probably not. ever? anything's possible.