Search Engine Whore

a while back, i published a post all about how i was so pissed off with the world of blogging. (this post) mainly because blogging was this interactive phenomenon i'd not anticipated it to be.

comment here, comment there. everybody talking to everyone else through comments. comments with their blog links attached to them. what a gyp.

people interacting intimidates me.

it totally threw me for a loop that sites could become popular without search engines.

i mean, i'm a search engine whore. google, yahoo, excite, alltheweb, even alta vista. i've blown them all.

so i set about to defy the social requisites of blogging and make the search engines cum all over yet another of my websites.

so far so good. it's beginning to work. their breathing and heartrates are increasing. just a little more sucking and they'll shoot their load.

i hope.

if my ugliness doesn't turn them off right before.

it might.

we'll see.

but, no matter what, i'll never be social.

Comments

  1. "i'll never be social."
    awww cmon, i wanna be your chum

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