Deep Thoughts: Superman

was watching a rerun of smallville, because i will never, ever watch dancing with the (not) stars.

clark kent was playing football with himself. how cool is that. i bet he can play tennis with himself too. among other things. wow, superman, must be the world's greatest masturbator too. not to mention lover. imagine how fast he can move his hands. his body. and for how long. wow.

wish i could play football with myself. if i could, i'd just do that all of my free time.

if i had that kinda speed and stamina, i'd totally be 111% happy all of the time.